If there isn’t “beer hat in tub” smut after tonight, I will be very disappointed
S&M isn’t a peanut butter cup! It’s not two great tastes that go together!
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility